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Since the new season is just around the corner, and given everything that's happened in this off-season, and being reminded that I still need to pay last season's pledge, I think it's time to post my new pledge for #HockeyFightsDV for the 2015-2016 season.

Because two of my favorite players are fragile glass babies, I am pledging to donate $1 per game played for both Beau Bennett of the Pittsburgh Penguins and Ryan Murray of the Columbus Blue Jackets. For every 20 games they play (rounded up), I additionally pledge one crocheted baby blanket.

Additional Beau Bennett pledges: $1/goal, $0.50/point, and $0.25/shot, with a bonus $5/hat trick

Additional Ryan Murray pledges: $1/point, $0.50/(credited) takeaway, $0.25/blocked shot

Additional pledge: $10/dick trick (4 goals in one game) scored by any player in the league

As I did last season, all of these pledges will be doubled in the playoffs, with the exception of the baby blanket pledge: I will make one baby blanket per series either player plays at least two games in.

I will again be donating both money and blankets to SafeNest in Las Vegas, which is the largest charity for domestic violence and abuse in southern Nevada.
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Title: Triple Lines of Grey
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly
Characters/Pairings: Beau Bennett/Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,700
Warnings: dubious consent that comes with heat fic, a/b/o dynamics

Summary: Tropey omegaverse heatsex on a plane with a dash of "fuck or die" thrown in for spice.

Notes: Dancinbutterfly! I've worked with her before on another big bang, I think for Captain America, so imagine my surprise when I find out who claimed me this time around! We butted heads a little bit in the making of this, but the fic is definitely for the better because of it. All I wanted was sex on a plane, and boy did she deliver! She even gave me fisting! :)

Listen:

Length: 25 minutes

Or download here (right-click, save-as)
You can also find it on AO3
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Fic Title: I'll keep a bonfire for you
Author: [livejournal.com profile] 7iris
Characters/Pairings: Beau Bennett/Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~12,000
Warnings: Dubious consent of the sex-pollen/in-heat variety.

Summary: Beau has a good feeling about this season.

Notes: I have this thing where I can do a lot of world-building and come up with (I think) some pretty nifty concepts, but I'm pretty shit at coming up with actual plot to go with? 7iris did a beautiful job of taking my incoherent ramblings and snippet of a scene and making something absolutely fabulous with it. Please go read it and leave her allllll the feedback, because my silly little prompt barely does her work justice :)

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Title: I Need a Hero

Author: Zarfe
Artist: unfrosted_cake/helenorvana

Rating: M
Word count: 44,212

Warnings/spoilers: Dub-con, mind control, coercive tendencies, extreme violence (I'm not kidding. Please skip this if that stuff bothers you), child endangerment, torture, swearing, sex scene, talk about sex.


Summary: SUPERHERO AU, Gabriel Landeskog is an evil psychic looking for a challenge. He thinks that the well known Heroes aren't up to the task of fighting him, so he goes out into the world to find someone he could make into a Hero to combat him. Little does he know that while he's not paying attention to the Heroes, they are forming up to catch him.

Super powers, completely AU in the fact that the city, the world, is entirely different than our own. All is described in detail.


Notes: NOT A CRACK FIC! Pairings and characters are all detailed and fully fleshed out. The overview of what the world is like was based loosely on E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy, and are only altered vaguely to fit my needs.


Link to fic: LJ

AO3


Link to Download Podfic: On MediaFire
Podfic Length: 31 minutes

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